Wishing you were drinking this on the beach ... punch.
Gallon Jug, fill 1/4 with OJ, add two Crystal Light flavors (strawberry, banana-y).
Fill the rest of the way with water, stir.
Add ice to glass, add coconut rum to the count of three... five if you are feeling frisky.
Fill to the rim with punch and stir with a straw.
Lay back and relax, wishing you were drinking this punch... on the beach.